asshole emoticons

(_!_) … a regular ass
(__!__) … a fat ass
(!) … a tight ass
(_*_) … an asshole
(_0_) … an ass thats been around
(_X_) … leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) … a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) … a smart ass
(_$_) … money coming out of my ass
(_?_) … dumb ass