January 2011
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Gay son prevented from donating blood to dying... →
Claire: I'm sorry I'm crying.
Phil: Don't apologize. I love you when you're human.
-Modern Family-
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“I blame the individual for the first 10 bullets,” O’Donnell yelled. “I blame the law for the next 21 bullets that he fired.” A furious Lawrence O’Donnell clashed with Arizona Republican Congressman Trent Franks on his Tuesday show about gun control and the Arizona shooting.
5 Year Old Children
fakeblood:
Expectation:
Reality:
my mom: can i have a piece of gum?
me: no i only have one piece left
my mom: you jew!
tonight i am watching the American Idol premiere going out for scwhwarma and then a run with my boyfriend
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down im scared
Guy: No this is fun
Girl: No its not please its too scary
Guy: then tell me you love me
Girl: I love you slow down
Guy: Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me
In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building...
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