February 2010
59 posts
January 2010
60 posts
Mass Effect 2
I hated the first Mass Effect, the whole game was basically listening to people talk and riding elevators. But i heard ME2 is supposed to be way better with lots of action, so i decided to get it. I’ve only played the first two hours and I hate it :( the game starts with your ship being attacked, and there is 10 minutes of shooting which is fun. But then you have to walk around your ship...
top 3 movies about the Winter Olympics
1. Blades of Glory 2. Cool Runnings 3. Miracle
Wednesday I was like ‘iPad looks cool, but i’m not gonna get one, I already have an iphone and a macbook pro’ Thursday I was like ‘hmm actually the iPad is pretty good, maybe I’ll get the next generation if they add a camera and some other features’ Friday, I’m like ‘I WANT A IPAD NOW!!!!’
Australia is going to ban small breasted women... →
also, they are banning squirters
How to love the iPad
kevinrose:
Kindle DX 9.7” - $489.00 — 1024x768 color display upgrade - $1.00 Internet browsing upgrade - $1.00 iPod w/16GB upgrade - $1.00 Run iPhone apps upgrade - $1.00 1Gz A4 processor upgrade - $1.00 H.264 720P HD video upgrade - $1.00 Bluetooth upgrade - $1.00 10hr battery upgrade - $1.00 Multi-touch display upgrade - $1.00 Digital compass/accelerometer - $1.00 — Your cost:...
best hump day ever
- made pancakes - watched some How i Met Your Mother - chipotle for lunch - got mass effect 2 - watched the ipad and tonight i’m gonna flip back between the State of the Union and American Idol
absentimental:
There is no dismay quite like listening to a band or artist you love and realizing you really want/are excited for some new songs from them, and then realizing it’s going to be another year and a half at minimum before they release anything new.
is there a band in particular youre thinking of? most bands I listen to nowadays are coming out with short EPs every 2 months
i love bugging Macedoneans on omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: howdy
You: where are you from
Stranger: Macedonia , Europe
You: ohh nice, thats in Greece isnt it?
Stranger: hell no
Stranger: where you heard that
You: i have a greek friend, he told me
Stranger: wow
Stranger: he is a stupid boy , i mean gay
Stranger: damn
You: the greek president, is in charge of macedonia as well
Stranger: fuck Greece
You: they have a good soccer team
Stranger: i don't give a fuck , about Greece
Stranger: fuck them
Stranger: MACEDONIA LIVES FOREVER
Stranger: ONE MACEDONIA
You: wow
You: why are you so anti-greek? greece is amazing
Stranger: fuck you , and your gay friend and FUCK GREECE
You: psh greek people have been good to macedonia
Stranger: what you know about that
Stranger: motherfucker
You: they give them money
Stranger: get the fuck out of here
Stranger: ej where are you from
You: usa
Stranger: how is that the USA people know something about Macedonia
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: and aLL OF GREECE
You: i saw Mama Mia
Stranger: BYE
Stranger: GO FUCK YOURSELF
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
my predictions for the triple J hottest 100
1. Muse, Uprising 2. Walking on a Dream, Empire of the Sun (i kinda hate this song, but whatareyagonnado) 3. Lisztomania, Phoenix and I really hope Kids, MGMT cracks the top 10
today in 4th period I had drama, we were playing animal charades, I won because I was a kangaroo. last semester i had biology 4th period. drama is the biggest bludge ever!
“my sister went to McDonalds and they gave her a boy toy”
– Bryan
“NBC is headed downhill faster than a fat guy chasing a runaway cheese-wheel.”
– Conan O’Brien, he’s not actually very funny
2nd semester schedule
- English - Gym - Government - Culinary Arts - Drama - Careers
Coke
#1. In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident. #2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in two days. #3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the ‘real thing’ sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke...
2nd semester starts tomorow
and i’m pretty sure i have the mean old lady teacher for english. i had her in 9th grade for a week and then I had a run in with her. She didn’t like me for some reason and in front of the whole class she called on me and asked if I had done the homework, I told her I’d forgotten and she just went nuts and started saying “that is not acceptable young man. and you can wipe...
government aid pledged to Haiti so far (US...
the USA - $100 million Canada - $50 million the UK - $10 million France - $3 million Germany $2 million
way to go France and Germany
There was not NEARLY enough Mike in this last Real...
(via absentimental)
is he the bi guy? or the funny blonde guy, who is also bi?
imagine if libraries never existed. and then the mayor of a small town said he was going to open a building and fill it with books. and people could come and borrow the books for free. there would be so much outrage from the RIAA, or whatever the equivalent is that looks after books. they would say ‘if you let people borrow books for free it will stop people from buying books, and...
Blizzard of ‘89 (feat Never Shout Never),...
9 bad habits that drive me crazy:
* When I’m listening to my ipod and someone asks me what I’m listening to … it’s an ipod, I have 10000 songs, I’m listening to everything!!
* When someone doesn’t hear you and they say ‘what??’ instead of ‘excuse me’ or ‘pardon’.
* When you go to visit a friend and they answer their phone … and talk to the person for > 10 minutes!!! I actually made the effort to come to your house and see you...
'SPIDER-MAN 4' SCRAPPED; SAM RAIMI & TOBEY MAGUIRE... →
this is the best thing that could happen to spiderman
me in my room, listening to the Audition
my sister: are you listening to Nickelback?
me: get out!
Youth in Revolt movie ticket - $10 Paper Heart DVD - $22 Arrested Development Seasons 1-3 - $35
I spent $57 on my Michael Cera obsession this weekend
my day
I got up at 10 I laid in bed for a hour and read Youth in Revolt I got up and ate corn pops and cheese and a orange I drank pineapple juice and tea I talked to my mom about the party she went to last night I talked to my friend Chris who’s going to Costa Rica in March for his sister’s wedding I studied for my biology final I watched Paper Heart, and Arrested Development I surfed the net I...