December 2009
96 posts
reblog if you’re sick of eating turkey :-&
I saw Sherlock Holmes tonight, it was okay but I wish they did an original Conan-Doyle story, instead of stealing the plot of Angels and Demons. but 15 minutes into the movie, this lady two rows in front of me turned around and yelled at someone ‘excuse me this isn’t your goddam living room, please SHUT THE FUCK UP!’, and everyone around her started appluding. such aggression!
"Unfriend" named word of 2009 →
they're going a tad overboard i think
* passengers may not rise from their seats during the final hour of their flights. ”Passengers landing at JFK yesterday after long international flights said attendants locked the bathrooms and wouldn’t even let children use the facilities during the hour before landing”. * passengers are also barred from having any personal belongings on their laps — not even a...
mom: did you hear anything about a plane crash?
me: no, but i doubt it
mom: how do you know? did you check CNN?
me: no, but there hasn't been anything about a plane crash on twitter, so i doubt there was one
things they should teach in school (instead of...
- how to catch a bus - skin care, and the importance of SPF lotion - why you should buy pants that fit, that goes for all clothes in general - how to use a washing machine / dish washer / dryer (and not to overstuff the machine with towels, like my brother does) - how to make your bed - how to boil vegetables, and how to grill a steak - how to change the oil / water / wiper fluid in your car -...
i went to Wendy’s for lunch today and ordered a bacon cheeseburger, medium fries and some chili. well i ate the burger and chili but then I was feeling pretty full so i just threw away half my fries. and right now I’m like craving those fries, they actually sound pretty good, and i’m like really pissed at myself for throwing them away, WHY DIDNT I EAT THE FRIES!!
In 2010 I am going to try and stop being such a music nerd - when I add a song to itunes and I like it I’ll rate it 5 stars, and it automatically goes into my 5 star Playlist - when I’ve played a song 10 times I’ll re-rate it 4 stars, so it goes into my Driving Songs playlist, or I’ll rate it 3 stars, it goes into my Idol playlist, which is for songs I like to listen to when I work out and sing...
tomorow
i either go to school, or i stay home, my mom is having the great aunts over for a Christmas lunch … i’m kinda rooting for school
to do
- make pancakes - make a snowman
Pizza Hut gives iphone users 20% off (but not... →
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reblog when you stopped watching the Simpsons
it was 2007 for me, just after the movie came out
WatchFamily Guy disney style
raise your internet hand if you are in the...
livetoinfinity:
titanics:
like yeah
HOLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
i <3 crabs
Jordyn is in Taupo, Waikato.
thatjeffreyguy:
Go find her.
tell Jordyn she should go black water rafting in Waikato
my brother is such a little con artist
he asked me if i wanted to sell DJ Hero to his friend Shawn for $50 so I said ok. then tonight when Shawn called I asked him if he liked DJ Hero and he said ‘yup, did Mitchell give you the $80?’
“If you think of all the publicity about the terrible tragedy of Virginia Tech,...”
– Mayor Michael Bloomberg http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jvfD1QMzNyAm2iykQtY5tuhyjrkgD9CH6B800
“you may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased...”
– Leviticus 25:44 sweet, does that mean I can get some Canadian slaves to do stuff for me?
my two biggest pet peeves
- when they play a song on the radio, they talk over the first part of the song, and they cut off the last minute of the song, so a good 4 minute song ends up being less than 2 minutes on the radio - when people at school skip exams, they are at school but they just go to the library during class, and then the next day they bring a note from their parent saying they were sick the day of the test...
glee
I watched every episode of Glee on the weekend and I am addicted now, but it is obviously written by a gay guy who hates women. I know girls can be icky, but they’re not evil! There’s a lady who’s faking a pregnancy so she can trap her husband into staying in their marriage. And there’s a girl who lied to the football captain that he is the father of her baby, they didn’t have sex, they were...