February 2012
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all stitched up
January 2012
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who wants to see the hole in my knee?
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asshole emoticons
(_!_) … a regular ass (__!__) … a fat ass (!) … a tight ass (_*_) … an asshole (_0_) … an ass thats been around (_X_) … leave my ass alone (_zzz_) … a tired ass (_E=mc2_) … a smart ass (_$_) … money coming out of my ass (_?_) … dumb ass
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I want to buy a tv in 2012 that runs my twitter feed along the bottom of the screen, like the CNN ticker tape
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I haven’t brushed my teeth since sunday cos I ran out of toothpaste and I’ve been too lazy to go buy some. I need peanut butter too.
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my apartment has no heat, so i went theatre hopping at AMC today - i saw 4 movies
Mission Impossible 4
Tintin - i loved it, but there was only 2 other people in the theatre
Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - kinda boring, i fell asleep for 20 mins in the middle so i didn’t know understand the ending
War Horse - it was good but i cried like a little girl
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December 2011
32 posts
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“I gave a mexican a blow job once and then i had diarrhea for a week”
– Sarah Silverman
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